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ð¹ On Its Third Record, Scrappy Placebo shreds skeptics and expectations
ð¹ There are certain truths in life that are Darwinian, indisputable. Bumble into a bobcat's den and you'll probably get scratched. Poke your hand into a moray eel's lair, get ready for a thorough severed-digit chomping. And get on the bad side of the diminutive, but shrew-fierce, Brian Molko? When he's finished with you, you'll be gutted like a floundered fish.
ð¹ Take, for instance, a recent backstage incident at San Francisco's Warfield Theatre, where ððšð¥ð€ðš and his U.K. alterna-punk trio ðð¥ðððððš had just finished headlining. Still toweling the stage mascara from his sweat-drenched face, the thin, sparrow-framed frontman was entertaining a coterie of cooing music industry nabobs with his thoughts on the transformation of Jeffrey Eugenides' brilliant The Virgin Suicides novel into an even bleaker film by first-time director Sofia Coppola. As the discussion moved on to movies, ððšðð ððð²ð§ðð¬' Bowie-inspired ððð¥ð¯ðð ððšð¥ððŠð¢ð§ð was mentioned, which instantly brought one young hotshot out of his aloof shell. "ð»ððð ððððððð ðððððð !" he boldly declared. "ð¬ðððð ðððð ððððð ðð ðð—ð° ððððð ðð ðð ðððð, ð° ðððððð ððð ðð ðð ðððð ððð ððð !"
ð¹ ððšð¥ð€ðš's eyes brightened, like a cat when it's just scented a mouse in the house. "ð¶ð ðððð ?" he asked, moving to face his opponent. "ð°ð ðððð ððð ððð ððððð ðððð ððððð ðð ?"
ð¹ The loudmouth didn't even see it coming. "ð¯ððð, ððð ! " he shot back. "ðœððððð ð®ððð ðððð ððð ð ðððððððð ððððð ðð ðððð ððð ðððððððð ðððððððð ."
ð¹ "ð¹ððððð ?" grinned the Placeban with barely contained delight. "ðŸððð, ððððð ðððð! ð° ððð ðð ðððð ðððð, ððð ððððððð ðð ððð! ð»ðð ð ððððððð ðð ð ðððððð ðð ðððð, ð° ðððððð ðððððð ðððð ðð ððð ðð ðððððð, ððð ðð ððð ðððð ððð ððð ððððð ðððððð ððð. ðºðððð ..." and ððšð¥ð€ðš raised his right hand, middle finger extended, until it was directly in front of the poor pretender's nose. "ððŒðªð² ðð¶ðŒ !" A guillotine beheading couldn't have been more effective. The kid could only stammer, turn red and bleatingly admit that he hadn't really seen the flick—he was only parroting some reviews he'd read. Too late—ððšð¥ð€ðš had already turned his back on him, dismissing him from the chat entirely.
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ð¹ ððšð¥ð€ðš has another good reason to be on the defensive: stalkers. He's got 'em in spades. Sometimes, he says, "ðð'ð ððð ððð ððððððððð ðð 'ð°ð ððð'ðð ððð ððððð ðððð ðð, ðððð ð°'ðð ðððð ððð ðððð ðð'—ðððð ððððð ðð ð ðððð ðð ðððð ðððð ðð ðððððð ð ðððð ðð ð ððð ððð." One night, he arrived home late to find a starry-eyed female encamped on his apartment doorstep; she'd bluffed her way past security, adoringly informed ððšð¥ð€ðš she'd come to stay and death-gripped the stairwell railings as guards struggled to drag her away. What's the spooky allure ?
ð¹ To understand ððšð¥ð€ðš, you have to understand the ðð¥ðððððš ð©ð¡ðð§ðšðŠðð§ðšð§. On the band's third release, ðð¥ððð€ ððð«ð€ðð ðð®ð¬ð¢ð (Virgin), lead/rhythm guitarist ððšð¥ð€ðš leapfrogs through so many musical styles it's head-spinning—from scratchy punk ("ð·ððŠð ðµððððð ððð¢ ð¶ððð") to shimmering glam ("ðµðððð-ðžðŠðð," "ððððððð ðŸ," "ððð ð¡ð ðð ððð") to folk-quiet balladry ("ðµðð¢ð ðŽððððððð," "ððððððð ððð"), flat-out funk 'n' hip-hop ("ðððð¡ð & ðððððð," featuring U.S. rapper ðð®ð¬ðð¢ð§ ððð«ðð¢ðð¥ð) and even cheeky, Modern English-retro New Wave ("ðððð£ð ð¡ð ð¡âð ðððð"). Part prick-kicking confessional, part socially conscious outrage, ððšð¥ð€ðš's material is—above all else— impassioned, compelling, some of the most true-blue-believable rock ’n’ roll you're likely to hear this year. Add to that ððšð¥ð€ðš's unique singing voice (imagine a black-footed ferret, gnaw-squealing at its trap-clamped leg; or maybe Rush's Geddy Lee with a certain part of his anatomy caught in a clamp) and his innate instinct for combining melodic experimentation with huge, arena-pleasing hooks, and you've got a guaranteed formula for superstardom. Already, ðð¥ððð€ ððð«ð€ðð ðð®ð¬ð¢ð (issued elsewhere last October) has moved nearly a million copies in Europe alone, hit the Top Ten in 15 countries and launched three smash singles ("ððð ð¡ð ðð ððð," "ðððð£ð ð¡ð ð¡âð ðððð," "ððððððð ðŸ"). Will America follow suit ? ððšð¥ð€ðš is such a commanding presence—both onstage and off—there are few capable of resisting his hypnotic spell.
ð¹ Today, the black-T-shirt/black-jeans-clad ððšð¥ð€ðš—staying "ððð ððððððð ððððð ðð ððð ðððð"—has let his sideburns grow into pincer-beetle points, and trimmed his trademark Louise Brooks bob into a businesslike, side-parted style that would've made June Cleaver beam with parental pride. One mouse-click through the labyrinth of unofficial ðð¥ðððððš websites will explain why: Most feature photos of male and female lookalikes, some eerily accurate, some laughingly awkward. "ð°ð ððð ðð ð ððððð ððððð ð°'ð ðððð ððð ðð ððð ððð ððððð ððð ððððð'ð ðð, ðððð, ð ðððððððð ðŽððððð, ðððð ððð ððððð, ððð ðððð ððð ðŽðððð ððð. ðšðð ð° ðððð ððððððð 'ð¶ð²— ðð'ð ðððð ððð ððð ðŽðððð ððð ðð ðð.' ðšðð ððððððððð ðð ððð ððððððð ðððð ðð ðððððððð, ðð ð° ððð'ð ððððð ðð. ð©ðð ð° ððððð ð ððð ðð ðððð ððð ðððð 'ð ðððððððððð ðððððððððð, ðð ððððð ððððð ðð ððð ðððð ððð, ððððð ððððð ððððððð ðð ððð ððð ððð ððð ðððð ððð ðððð ððð ðð ðððððð."
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ð¹ Instead, the "alter" boy eventually wound up in London, where he and ððð°ð¢ðð began occasionally gigging. By chance, he bumped into another old schoolmate—Swedish musician ðððððð§ ðð¥ð¬ððð¥—in a tube station, and invited him down to see his combo perform. ðð¥ðððððš was formed that very night, with guitarist ðð¥ð¬ððð¥ switching to bass (which accounts for his unusual, Joy Division-melodic approach to the instrument) and ððð°ð¢ðð momentarily switching to his side group, Breed (he rejoined in '96, just in time to tour behind a decidedly carnal-themed ðð¥ðððððš debut). That same year, ððšð¥ð€ðš huddled in a tiny San Francisco cafe, less concerned with discussing the disc than he was with trying to picture what attractive Bay Area native he might pick up at that evening's meet 'n' greet. This coati-mundi-masked miscreant hadn't come to edify—he'd come to party.
ð¹ And party ðð¥ðððððš did, on into the recording of its glam-happy, million-selling follow-up, ðð¢ðð¡ðšð®ð ððšð® ð'ðŠ ððšðð¡ð¢ð§ð , and hit singles like the jagged-but-chiming "ðð®ð«ð ððšð«ð§ð¢ð§ð " (which ððšð¥ð€ðš still refers to as "ððð ðððð ðððð."). But the pleasure train was about to derail. The British press had already dubbed ððšð¥ð€ðš the "ððð¢ð-ðððð§ðð ð ðð¥ ðð€ððð"—true, he never refused any backstage treats on offer. But stimulation gave way to self-loathing, with the nadir being that fateful night the ðð¥ðððððš tour hit Paris—minus one blind-drunk ððšð¥ð€ðš, who'd disappeared (i.e., passed out) somewhere the night before in Manchester. ððð°ð¢ðð was furious—his friend was quickly destroying himself and taking ðð¥ðððððš down with him. It was time for an ultimatum.
ð¹ In Black Market's lilting, '60s-sunny "ð¶ððððððððð ððð ð¿ðð£ð," ððšð¥ð€ðš chirps "ðð³ð¶ð¯ð¬ ð°ð¯ ðªð®ð®ð°ð³ð¢ððªðµðº, ð·ð¢ððªð¶ð® ð¢ð¯ð¥ ð€ð©ðŠð³ð³ðº ðžðªð¯ðŠ/ ðð°ð¬ðŠ ð¢ð¯ð¥ ðŠð€ðŽðµð¢ðŽðº— ðºð°ð¶'ð³ðŠ ðšð°ð¯ð¯ð¢ ð£ðð°ðž ðºð°ð¶ð³ ð®ðªð¯ð¥ ... ðªð§ ðºð°ð¶ ð¥ð°ð¯'ðµ ð€ð©ð¢ð¯ðšðŠ ðºð°ð¶ð³ ðŽðªðµð¶ð¢ðµðªð°ð¯, ðºð°ð¶'ðð ð¥ðªðŠ, ðºð°ð¶'ðð ð¥ðªðŠ/ ðððŠð¢ðŽðŠ ð¥ð°ð¯'ðµ ð¥ðªðŠ." Make no mistake, says the singer: "ð»ððð ðððð'ð ð ððððððð ðððððð ð ððððð ð ððð ðð, ððððððð ðð ðððð ðððð ðð ðð ðððð ððððð ð° ððð ð ðððð ððððððððð ððð ððððððððð ððððððð. ðšðð ððððð ðððð ð ðððððð ðð ðððððð— ðºðððð ðð ððð ðð 'ðð—ððð ððð ðð ðððð ðð ðð ððð ðððððð ðð ððð ðððð ððð ðð 'ð³ððð, ðððð—ððð'ðð ððððððð ðððð ðððð ðððððð ð ðð ðð ðððð ðððð. ð° ðððððð ððð ððð ðððð ðð ððððððð.' ðºð ððð ðððð ðð ððððð ðððððð ðððð. ð°ð'ð ððððððð ððð-ð ðððð ððð ðððð-ð ðððð—ðð'ð ððð-ððð ððððððð." And casual sex with your own doppelganger groupies ? "ð¯ððððððð, ðð ððððð ððð ððððððð ðððððð ðððð," shrugs ððšð¥ð€ðš, while both ððð°ð¢ðð and ðð¥ð¬ððð¥ (who's been sitting silently at the table for most of the interview) furiously nod their heads in agreement. "ð©ððð ððððð, ð ððð ðððð, ð ðð'ð ðððð ððððð ð ð ðð ððððð. ð° ðððð ððð ðððð ððððððð ððð ðððððð ððð."
ð¹ Isn't there any excess in which the cleaned-up Placebans still indulge ? Vodka/Red Bull cocktails, they shamefully confess. "ðšðð ððððð !" barks ððð°ð¢ðð .
ð¹ "ðððð ," ððšð¥ð€ðš pipes in. "ð±ððð ð ðððð ðððð ðð ð ð ðð ððð ðððð ðð ððð ððððððððð, ð ððððððððð 100 ððððððð ððð ððð ðððð. ðŸð ððð ðððð ðððð ðððððð ðððððððððð ðð ððððððð ððð ððððððððð ððð ðð ððð ððð ðð ððð ððððð. ð©ðð ðð'ðð ððððð ðð ð ððð ððð, ððð ðð'ðð ððð ðððððððð ðð ð ð ðððð ððððððð. ð° ðððð, ðð ððððð ððððð, ððð ðð ððððð ðððð ðð ðððð ðððð ðð ð ðððððð ðð." Like, say, at the close of the ððð®ð¥ ððšð«ð€ððð-co-produced Market sessions, which ðð¥ðððððš had "ðððððððððð ðððð ð ðððððððð ðððððððð ððð ð ðððððð ðð ððððððð ðððð—ðð ðððððð ðð ðððð ð ðððððððð ðððð ððððð, ðð ðð ðððððððð ððððð ðð ðð ðððð ðð ðððððð ðð. ðŸð ððððð ðð ðððð ðððð ððððððð ððð ðððð ðð ðððððððð ððð ððð ðððð ððððð, ððð ðððð ððð ð ððð ððððððððð ðððððððð ðððð ðð ð©ðððð ðŽððððð ðŽðððð."
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ð¹ But the biggest bonus of all is the aesthetic quantum leap forward that ðð¥ððð€ ððð«ð€ðð ðð®ð¬ð¢ð represents. Judging by ðð¥ðððððš history, you might think a track like "ððððððð ðŸ" is about drugs, or ketamine in particular. But ððšð¥ð€ðš tried it only once, a decade ago, and is merely using the allusion— against a stark backdrop of strummed acoustics, "ð£ð¢-ð¥ð¢ ð£ð¢-ð¥ð¢"-fluffed verses and a clanging, sugar-coated climax of a chorus—to illustrate the giddy floating/falling experience of true love.
ð¹ Did someone say "true love" ? ððšð¥ð€ðš starts to squirm in his seat. "ð¹ðððð ðððððð ðªðððððððð, ð° ðððð ððððððð ð ðððð ððððð ððððððð, ððð ð°'ð ððððð ððððððð ðððð ðð," he sighs, while his eyes follow a stiletto-heeled minx as she clickety-clacks to a seat at the bar. "ð©ðð ð°'ð ðððð. ð°'ð ðð ððð ðððð ððððð."
ð¹ "ð°ð ðððð," the artist suddenly decides, getting a spunky second wind, "ð°'ð ðððððððð ðððð ð°'ðð ðððð ðððð. ðšðð ððð, ðð'ð ððð ððððð ððððð ððð ðð—ðð ðððððð ðð. ððð ððð'ð ððððð ððð ðððððð ððððððð, ððððððððð ðððððð ððððð ðð ðð ððððððð. ðšðð ðð'ð ð ðððððððððð ðððð ðð ððððð ðð ððð ðððððð ðð ððððð ððð ððð ððððððð ðð ðð ððððððððð ððð ððððððð. ðºð ððð" ððð ðð ððððððð ðð ðð ððððððððð ðððððð ðð "ðððð ðððð ð" ð¯ððððð "ð ðð ððððð ððð ðððððð ððððððð ð ðððððð ððð ðððð ððððð."
ð¹ And what about ðð¥ðððððš 's wicked snubbing of that wanna-be cool cat ? Like ððð°ð¢ðð's faux pas, it wasn't exactly middle-path-seeking material. "ð©ðð ððð'ð ðððð ðð," ððšð¥ð€ðš concludes, eyes all a-glitter again. "ð»ððð ð ð ðððð ððð ððððð ððððððð ððððððð !"
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