Monday, August 29, 2022

♦️ ๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—˜๐—ช ๐—ช๐—œ๐—ง๐—› ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—•๐—”๐—ก๐—— (๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ) ♦️

๐ŸŸฆ ๐—œ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—œ'๐—บ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†, ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€, ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—•๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐— ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฐ.

๐—” ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—บ, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜€, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ. ๐—” ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น. 
๐—›๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ! ๐ŸŒ  ✨

Photo credit: Scarlet Page

๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐™‚๐™€๐™ ๐™Š๐™๐™ ๐™”๐™Š๐™๐™ ๐˜พ๐™‡๐˜ผ๐™’๐™Ž ๐Ÿ’ฆ

๐Ÿ”น On Its Third Record, Scrappy Placebo shreds skeptics and expectations

๐Ÿ”น There are certain truths in life that are Darwinian, indisputable. Bumble into a bobcat's den and you'll probably get scratched. Poke your hand into a moray eel's lair, get ready for a thorough severed-digit chomping. And get on the bad side of the diminutive, but shrew-fierce, Brian Molko? When he's finished with you, you'll be gutted like a floundered fish.

๐Ÿ”น Take, for instance, a recent backstage incident at San Francisco's Warfield Theatre, where ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ and his U.K. alterna-punk trio ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ had just finished headlining. Still toweling the stage mascara from his sweat-drenched face, the thin, sparrow-framed frontman was entertaining a coterie of cooing music industry nabobs with his thoughts on the transformation of Jeffrey Eugenides' brilliant The Virgin Suicides novel into an even bleaker film by first-time director Sofia Coppola. As the discussion moved on to movies, ๐“๐จ๐๐ ๐‡๐š๐ฒ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ' Bowie-inspired ๐•๐ž๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ž๐ญ ๐†๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž was mentioned, which instantly brought one young hotshot out of his aloof shell. "๐‘ป๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’‘๐’Š๐’„๐’•๐’–๐’“๐’† ๐’”๐’–๐’„๐’Œ๐’†๐’… !" he boldly declared. "๐‘ฌ๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š ๐’๐’‚๐’”๐’• ๐’‡๐’“๐’‚๐’Ž๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’Š๐’•—๐‘ฐ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’Š๐’• ๐’”๐’ ๐’Ž๐’–๐’„๐’‰, ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’Œ๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’๐’ ๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’†๐’๐’…!"

๐Ÿ”น ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ's eyes brightened, like a cat when it's just scented a mouse in the house. "๐‘ถ๐’‰ ๐’š๐’†๐’‚๐’‰ ?" he asked, moving to face his opponent. "๐‘ฐ๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’‰๐’๐’˜ ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’•๐’“๐’–๐’๐’š ๐’‡๐’†๐’†๐’ ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’Š๐’• ?"

๐Ÿ”น The loudmouth didn't even see it coming. "๐‘ฏ๐’†๐’๐’, ๐’š๐’†๐’” ! " he shot back. "๐‘ฝ๐’†๐’๐’—๐’†๐’• ๐‘ฎ๐’๐’๐’…๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’‚ ๐’„๐’๐’Ž๐’‘๐’๐’†๐’•๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’”๐’•๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š๐’๐’๐’† ๐’Š๐’๐’—๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’…."

๐Ÿ”น "๐‘น๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š ?" grinned the Placeban with barely contained delight. "๐‘พ๐’†๐’๐’, ๐’ˆ๐’–๐’†๐’”๐’” ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’•! ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’Š๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’‡๐’Š๐’๐’Ž, ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‡๐’–๐’„๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’Š๐’…๐’Š๐’๐’•! ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐’…๐’Š๐’“๐’†๐’„๐’•๐’๐’“ ๐’Š๐’” ๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’๐’… ๐’๐’‡ ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†, ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’Œ๐’†๐’… ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š ๐’‰๐’‚๐’“๐’… ๐’๐’ ๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’”๐’„๐’†๐’๐’†๐’”, ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’๐’๐’—๐’† ๐’‰๐’๐’˜ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Ž๐’๐’—๐’Š๐’† ๐’•๐’–๐’“๐’๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’–๐’•. ๐‘บ๐’๐’๐’๐’ ..." and ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ raised his right hand, middle finger extended, until it was directly in front of the poor pretender's nose. "๐‘ญ๐‘ผ๐‘ช๐‘ฒ ๐’€๐‘ถ๐‘ผ !" A guillotine beheading couldn't have been more effective. The kid could only stammer, turn red and bleatingly admit that he hadn't really seen the flick—he was only parroting some reviews he'd read. Too late—๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ had already turned his back on him, dismissing him from the chat entirely.

Photo credit: Helena Berg

๐Ÿ”น "๐‘บ๐’„๐’๐’“๐’†: ๐‘จ๐’“๐’•๐’Š๐’”๐’•, ๐’๐’๐’†; ๐‘บ๐’š๐’„๐’๐’‘๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’•, ๐’›๐’†๐’“๐’!" cackles the mischievous ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ, recalling the incident a few weeks ago over lunch at his chic New York hotel. He could've done the P.C.-polite thing and let the chap squeak by with his affrontery. But it just isn't his non-fool-suffering style. "๐‘ฏ๐’† ๐’•๐’‚๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• ๐’Ž๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’Š๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’๐’ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‚๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’•," claims the 28-year-old, pointing across the table at pinstripe-suited drummer ๐’๐ญ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ, an even more mischievous chum he's known since they were teenagers attending London drama school. (Only last night, Hewitt—on a late-night stroll through Soho—had smilingly misdirected several couples who'd mistook him for a local.) Why is the duo so scrappy? "๐‘ฐ ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’Œ ๐’Š๐’•'๐’” ๐’‹๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’„๐’‚๐’–๐’”๐’† ๐’˜๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’๐’•๐’‰ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’‡๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• ๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’•," ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ sighs. "๐‘ต๐’๐’• ๐’”๐’ ๐’Ž๐’–๐’„๐’‰ ๐’‘๐’‰๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’„๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š ๐’‡๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•, ๐’ƒ๐’–๐’• ๐’‚๐’” ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’…๐’” ๐’ˆ๐’“๐’๐’˜๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’–๐’‘, ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‘๐’“๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ๐’”, ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’”๐’Š๐’„๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š, ๐’•๐’ ๐’’๐’–๐’๐’•๐’† ๐‘ต๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ ๐‘ช๐’‚๐’—๐’†, ๐’˜๐’‰๐’ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’’๐’–๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฉ๐’Š๐’ƒ๐’๐’†. ๐‘พ๐’† ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’Œ๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‘๐’“๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ๐’” ๐’๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’…๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’”๐’Š๐’” ๐’Š๐’ ๐’๐’“๐’…๐’†๐’“ ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’• ๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’˜. ๐‘พ๐’†'๐’—๐’† ๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’Œ๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‡๐’–๐’„๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‚๐’”๐’”๐’†๐’” ๐’๐’‡๐’‡—๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†'๐’” ๐’…๐’๐’๐’† ๐’‚๐’ ๐’–๐’๐’•๐’๐’๐’… ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’๐’–๐’๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’…๐’†๐’‚๐’…-๐’†๐’๐’… ๐’‹๐’๐’ƒ๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’…๐’๐’๐’† ๐’‡๐’๐’“ 2 1/2 ๐’š๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’ˆ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰ ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’…๐’” ๐’๐’‡ ๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’…๐’†๐’‘๐’“๐’†๐’”๐’”๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’„๐’‚๐’–๐’”๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’Š๐’•. ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’˜๐’‚๐’š๐’” ๐’…๐’†๐’•๐’†๐’“๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’„๐’‰ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’ˆ๐’๐’‚๐’." He sighs, shakes his head somberly. "๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐’๐’๐’„๐’† ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†, ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’„๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’Š๐’ ๐’„๐’๐’๐’•๐’‚๐’„๐’• ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’”๐’ ๐’Ž๐’–๐’„๐’‰ ๐’๐’†๐’‘๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’”๐’Ž, ๐’”๐’ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’š ๐’”๐’š๐’„๐’๐’‘๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’”, ๐’š๐’๐’–'๐’—๐’† ๐’‹๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’ˆ๐’๐’• ๐’•๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’Ž๐’†๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’†๐’“ ๐’•๐’ ๐’Œ๐’†๐’†๐’‘ ๐’๐’ ๐’‡๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ. ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‰๐’†๐’๐’‘ ๐’†๐’‚๐’„๐’‰ ๐’๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’•, ๐’•๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’Ž๐’†๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’†๐’“ ๐’•๐’ ๐’•๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’”๐’๐’๐’–๐’•๐’†๐’๐’š ๐’๐’ ๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’•."

๐Ÿ”น ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ has another good reason to be on the defensive: stalkers. He's got 'em in spades. Sometimes, he says, "๐’Š๐’•'๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’๐’… ๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’•๐’‚๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’š ๐’๐’‡ '๐‘ฐ๐’‡ ๐’š๐’๐’–'๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’—๐’† ๐’Ž๐’†, ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐‘ฐ'๐’๐’ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‰๐’‚๐’•๐’† ๐’Ž๐’†'—๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐’ƒ๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’‘๐’‚๐’“๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’๐’Š๐’‡๐’† ๐’Š๐’ ๐’†๐’Š๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚ ๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’… ๐’๐’“ ๐’‚ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’… ๐’˜๐’‚๐’š." One night, he arrived home late to find a starry-eyed female encamped on his apartment doorstep; she'd bluffed her way past security, adoringly informed ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ she'd come to stay and death-gripped the stairwell railings as guards struggled to drag her away. What's the spooky allure ?

๐Ÿ”น To understand ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ, you have to understand the ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ ๐ฉ๐ก๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ง. On the band's third release, ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ค ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ (Virgin), lead/rhythm guitarist ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ leapfrogs through so many musical styles it's head-spinning—from scratchy punk ("๐ท๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ๐‘  ๐ต๐‘’๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘Œ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐ถ๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘’") to shimmering glam ("๐ต๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘˜-๐ธ๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘‘," "๐‘†๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐พ," "๐‘‡๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘€๐‘’๐‘›") to folk-quiet balladry ("๐ต๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘’ ๐ด๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›," "๐‘ƒ๐‘’๐‘’๐‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘‡๐‘œ๐‘š"), flat-out funk 'n' hip-hop ("๐‘†๐‘๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘’ & ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘–๐‘๐‘’," featuring U.S. rapper ๐‰๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง ๐–๐š๐ซ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ž๐ฅ๐) and even cheeky, Modern English-retro New Wave ("๐‘†๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘’"). Part prick-kicking confessional, part socially conscious outrage, ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ's material is—above all else— impassioned, compelling, some of the most true-blue-believable rock ’n’ roll you're likely to hear this year. Add to that ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ's unique singing voice (imagine a black-footed ferret, gnaw-squealing at its trap-clamped leg; or maybe Rush's Geddy Lee with a certain part of his anatomy caught in a clamp) and his innate instinct for combining melodic experimentation with huge, arena-pleasing hooks, and you've got a guaranteed formula for superstardom. Already, ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ค ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ (issued elsewhere last October) has moved nearly a million copies in Europe alone, hit the Top Ten in 15 countries and launched three smash singles ("๐‘‡๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘€๐‘’๐‘›," "๐‘†๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘’," "๐‘†๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐พ"). Will America follow suit ? ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ is such a commanding presence—both onstage and off—there are few capable of resisting his hypnotic spell.

๐Ÿ”น Today, the black-T-shirt/black-jeans-clad ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ—staying "๐’๐’๐’† ๐’‰๐’‚๐’Š๐’“๐’„๐’–๐’• ๐’‚๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’… ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‡๐’‚๐’๐’”"—has let his sideburns grow into pincer-beetle points, and trimmed his trademark Louise Brooks bob into a businesslike, side-parted style that would've made June Cleaver beam with parental pride. One mouse-click through the labyrinth of unofficial ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ websites will explain why: Most feature photos of male and female lookalikes, some eerily accurate, some laughingly awkward. "๐‘ฐ๐’• ๐’ˆ๐’๐’• ๐’•๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’‘๐’๐’Š๐’๐’• ๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐‘ฐ'๐’… ๐’๐’๐’๐’Œ ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’Š๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‚๐’–๐’…๐’Š๐’†๐’๐’„๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†'๐’… ๐’ƒ๐’†, ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’†, ๐’‚ ๐’•๐’‰๐’๐’–๐’”๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ด๐’๐’๐’Œ๐’๐’”, ๐’ƒ๐’๐’š๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’ˆ๐’Š๐’“๐’๐’”, ๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ด๐’๐’๐’Œ๐’ ๐’ƒ๐’๐’ƒ. ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐‘ฐ ๐’‹๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• '๐‘ถ๐‘ฒ— ๐’Š๐’•'๐’” ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ด๐’๐’๐’Œ๐’ ๐’ƒ๐’๐’ƒ ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’.' ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’Š๐’Ž๐’Š๐’•๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’Š๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‰๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’Ž ๐’๐’‡ ๐’‡๐’๐’‚๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’“๐’š, ๐’”๐’ ๐‘ฐ ๐’„๐’‚๐’'๐’• ๐’Œ๐’๐’๐’„๐’Œ ๐’Š๐’•. ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐‘ฐ ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’Œ ๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’๐’…'๐’” ๐’‘๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’๐’”๐’๐’‘๐’‰๐’š ๐’“๐’†๐’‘๐’“๐’†๐’”๐’†๐’๐’•๐’”, ๐’Š๐’” ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‚๐’ ๐’Š๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’—๐’Š๐’…๐’–๐’‚๐’, ๐’๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‚๐’”๐’‰๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’‡ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’ ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‡๐’Š๐’๐’…๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’๐’˜๐’ ๐’Š๐’…๐’†๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’•๐’š."

Photo credit: Hamish Brown

๐Ÿ”น It all started innocently enough. "๐‘ฐ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’‚ ๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š ๐’“๐’†๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’Š๐’๐’–๐’” ๐’–๐’‘๐’ƒ๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ," explains ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ, examining the cracked ebony polish barely clinging to his fingernails. "๐‘ด๐’š ๐’Ž๐’๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“'๐’” ๐’‚ ๐’ƒ๐’๐’“๐’-๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’ ๐‘ช๐’‰๐’“๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’Š๐’‚๐’, ๐’”๐’ ๐‘ฐ ๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’‡๐’† ๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’•๐’ ๐‘ช๐’‰๐’“๐’Š๐’”๐’• ๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” 11 ๐’‚๐’๐’…," ๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’Œ๐’†๐’“๐’” "๐’•๐’๐’๐’Œ ๐’Š๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’„๐’Œ ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” 14. ๐‘ฐ ๐’”๐’‚๐’Š๐’… '๐‘ด๐’๐’Ž, ๐‘ฐ ๐’…๐’๐’'๐’• ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’• ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’ ๐’•๐’ ๐’„๐’‰๐’–๐’“๐’„๐’‰ ๐’‚๐’๐’š๐’Ž๐’๐’“๐’†—๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’…๐’Š๐’”๐’„๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’ ๐‘ฐ ๐’‚๐’Ž.' ๐‘ฐ๐’• ๐’•๐’๐’๐’Œ ๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚ ๐’๐’๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’• ๐’–๐’”๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’‡๐’‚๐’„๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’”๐’†๐’™๐’–๐’‚๐’." Before that ? "๐‘ท๐’“๐’Š๐’—๐’‚๐’•๐’† ๐’•๐’–๐’•๐’๐’“๐’Š๐’‚๐’๐’”, ๐‘ฉ๐’Š๐’ƒ๐’๐’† ๐’”๐’•๐’–๐’…๐’Š๐’†๐’”, ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’„๐’‚๐’–๐’”๐’† ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‘๐’‚๐’”๐’•๐’๐’“ ๐’“๐’†๐’„๐’๐’ˆ๐’๐’Š๐’›๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐‘ฐ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’†๐’‚๐’…๐’†๐’“๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’‘ ๐’’๐’–๐’‚๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’Š๐’†๐’”. ๐‘ฐ ๐’Ž๐’†๐’‚๐’, ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’” ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‘๐’“๐’Š๐’Ž๐’†๐’… ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Ž๐’Š๐’๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’š, ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’ !" (Ergo, ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ adds, the strong thread of religion wafting through ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ค ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ.)

๐Ÿ”น Instead, the "alter" boy eventually wound up in London, where he and ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ began occasionally gigging. By chance, he bumped into another old schoolmate—Swedish musician ๐’๐ญ๐ž๐Ÿ๐š๐ง ๐Ž๐ฅ๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฅ—in a tube station, and invited him down to see his combo perform. ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ was formed that very night, with guitarist ๐Ž๐ฅ๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฅ switching to bass (which accounts for his unusual, Joy Division-melodic approach to the instrument) and ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ momentarily switching to his side group, Breed (he rejoined in '96, just in time to tour behind a decidedly carnal-themed ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ debut). That same year, ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ huddled in a tiny San Francisco cafe, less concerned with discussing the disc than he was with trying to picture what attractive Bay Area native he might pick up at that evening's meet 'n' greet. This coati-mundi-masked miscreant hadn't come to edify—he'd come to party.

๐Ÿ”น And party ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ did, on into the recording of its glam-happy, million-selling follow-up, ๐–๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐ˆ'๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ , and hit singles like the jagged-but-chiming "๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐Œ๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ " (which ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ still refers to as "๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’†๐’†๐’… ๐’”๐’๐’๐’ˆ."). But the pleasure train was about to derail. The British press had already dubbed ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ the "๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘”-๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ง๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘ฅ ๐‘‘๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘“"—true, he never refused any backstage treats on offer. But stimulation gave way to self-loathing, with the nadir being that fateful night the ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ tour hit Paris—minus one blind-drunk ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ, who'd disappeared (i.e., passed out) somewhere the night before in Manchester. ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ was furious—his friend was quickly destroying himself and taking ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ down with him. It was time for an ultimatum.

๐Ÿ”น In Black Market's lilting, '60s-sunny "๐ถ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐ฟ๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘–," ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ chirps "๐˜‹๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ, ๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ/ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜บ— ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ... ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ, ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ, ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ'๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ/ ๐˜—๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ." Make no mistake, says the singer: "๐‘ป๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’”๐’๐’๐’ˆ'๐’” ๐’…๐’Š๐’“๐’†๐’„๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’๐’˜๐’‚๐’“๐’…๐’” ๐’๐’๐’ƒ๐’๐’…๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’–๐’• ๐’Ž๐’†, ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’„๐’‚๐’–๐’”๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’† ๐’Š๐’ ๐’Ž๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’‡๐’† ๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐‘ฐ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’…๐’† ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’†๐’™๐’•๐’“๐’†๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’… ๐’๐’Š๐’‡๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’š๐’๐’† ๐’„๐’‰๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’†๐’”. ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’˜๐’†๐’“๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’„๐’๐’–๐’‘๐’๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’‘๐’๐’†— ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’† ๐’Š๐’” ๐’๐’๐’† ๐’๐’‡ '๐’†๐’Ž—๐’˜๐’‰๐’ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’“๐’‚๐’ƒ ๐’Ž๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’š ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’„๐’“๐’–๐’‡๐’‡ ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’†๐’„๐’Œ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’ˆ๐’ '๐‘ณ๐’๐’๐’Œ, ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’•๐’†—๐’š๐’๐’–'๐’“๐’† ๐’‡๐’–๐’„๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’”๐’๐’Ž๐’† ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š ๐’…๐’๐’…๐’ˆ๐’š ๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’• ๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†. ๐‘ฐ ๐’„๐’‚๐’๐’๐’๐’• ๐’๐’†๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’– ๐’‡๐’–๐’„๐’Œ ๐’–๐’‘ ๐’‚๐’๐’š๐’Ž๐’๐’“๐’†.' ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’๐’๐’ˆ ๐’Š๐’” ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’‡๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’๐’…๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’‘. ๐‘ฐ๐’•'๐’” ๐’๐’†๐’Š๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’‘๐’“๐’-๐’…๐’“๐’–๐’ˆ๐’” ๐’๐’๐’“ ๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’Š-๐’…๐’“๐’–๐’ˆ๐’”—๐’Š๐’•'๐’” ๐’‘๐’“๐’-๐’Ž๐’๐’…๐’†๐’“๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’." And casual sex with your own doppelganger groupies ? "๐‘ฏ๐’๐’๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’๐’š, ๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’๐’”๐’†๐’” ๐’Š๐’•๐’” ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š ๐’‡๐’‚๐’”๐’•," shrugs ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ, while both ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ and ๐Ž๐ฅ๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฅ (who's been sitting silently at the table for most of the interview) furiously nod their heads in agreement. "๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’†๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’†, ๐’…๐’๐’๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’•, ๐’…๐’๐’'๐’• ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’๐’‚ ๐’…๐’ ๐’Š๐’• ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’. ๐‘ฐ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐’•๐’๐’ ๐’Ž๐’–๐’„๐’‰ ๐’“๐’†๐’”๐’‘๐’†๐’„๐’• ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’๐’‡ ๐’๐’๐’˜."

๐Ÿ”น Isn't there any excess in which the cleaned-up Placebans still indulge ? Vodka/Red Bull cocktails, they shamefully confess. "๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’Ž๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’„ !" barks ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ .

๐Ÿ”น "๐’€๐’†๐’‚๐’‰ ," ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ pipes in. "๐‘ฑ๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’…๐’๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’˜๐’† ๐’…๐’ ๐’•๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’”๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’Š๐’†๐’”, ๐’…๐’†๐’๐’Š๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ 100 ๐’‘๐’†๐’“๐’„๐’†๐’๐’• ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‡๐’‚๐’๐’”. ๐‘พ๐’† ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’š ๐’‰๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’†๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’–๐’Š๐’๐’•๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’†๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’๐’‡ ๐’๐’†๐’•๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’Š๐’‡๐’†๐’”๐’•๐’š๐’๐’† ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’• ๐’Š๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’š ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Ž๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’„. ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’˜๐’†'๐’—๐’† ๐’ˆ๐’“๐’๐’˜๐’ ๐’–๐’‘ ๐’‚ ๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’๐’˜, ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’˜๐’†'๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’‘๐’“๐’†๐’‘๐’‚๐’“๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’…๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’‚๐’๐’š๐’Ž๐’๐’“๐’†. ๐‘ฐ ๐’Ž๐’†๐’‚๐’, ๐’˜๐’† ๐’”๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’‘๐’‚๐’“๐’•๐’š, ๐’ƒ๐’–๐’• ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‘๐’‚๐’“๐’•๐’š ๐’˜๐’‰๐’†๐’ ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‡๐’†๐’†๐’ ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’˜๐’† ๐’…๐’†๐’”๐’†๐’“๐’—๐’† ๐’•๐’." Like, say, at the close of the ๐๐š๐ฎ๐ฅ ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ญ-co-produced Market sessions, which ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ had "๐’‚๐’‘๐’‘๐’“๐’๐’‚๐’„๐’‰๐’†๐’… ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’‚ ๐’„๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’•๐’Š๐’—๐’† ๐’๐’‘๐’†๐’๐’๐’†๐’”๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‚ ๐’”๐’‘๐’Š๐’“๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’„๐’‚๐’Ž๐’‚๐’“๐’‚๐’…๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’†—๐’˜๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’•๐’Š๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’†๐’”๐’” ๐’“๐’๐’„๐’Œ ๐’‚๐’๐’ƒ๐’–๐’Ž, ๐’”๐’ ๐’˜๐’† ๐’†๐’™๐’‘๐’๐’๐’“๐’†๐’… ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š ๐’Š๐’…๐’†๐’‚ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’˜๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’†๐’… ๐’•๐’. ๐‘พ๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’˜ ๐’‚๐’” ๐’Ž๐’–๐’„๐’‰ ๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’• ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’”๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’‚๐’” ๐’‘๐’๐’”๐’”๐’Š๐’ƒ๐’๐’† ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’”๐’‚๐’˜ ๐’˜๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’”๐’•๐’–๐’„๐’Œ, ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’…๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‚๐’–๐’•๐’Š๐’‡๐’–๐’ ๐’‘๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’Š๐’” ๐‘ฉ๐’๐’‚๐’„๐’Œ ๐‘ด๐’‚๐’“๐’Œ๐’†๐’• ๐‘ด๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’„."

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๐Ÿ”น With such clarity, renewed focus has come a bevy of creative rewards. At personal invite, ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ played ๐ƒ๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐ ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ข๐ž's 50th birthday gala in '97 (a favor which ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ข๐ž returned two years later by crooning "๐‘‡๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘’๐‘กโ„Ž ๐ถ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐ต๐‘œ๐‘ฆ" with his pals at the Brit Awards). Fresh from a slot on Australia's gargantuan ๐ต๐‘–๐‘” ๐ท๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘‚๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘“๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘Ž๐‘™, ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ immediately got to work producing a documentary on—of all things—folk-rock ruffians the Dirty Three. And ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ's outrageous feather-boa-ed turn in ๐•๐ž๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ž๐ญ ๐†๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž turned a few Hollywood heads, as well—๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ and cohorts were cast to portray Judas Priest in the upcoming Mark Wahlberg vehicle Metal God. "๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‚๐’“๐’† ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’“๐’†๐’๐’•-๐’‚-๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Ž๐’๐’—๐’Š๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’”๐’”," ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ hisses. "๐‘ฌ๐’—๐’†๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰ ๐‘ฐ ๐’Œ๐’๐’๐’˜ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐‘น๐’๐’ƒ ๐‘ฏ๐’‚๐’๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’… ๐’‰๐’‚๐’” ๐’‚, ๐’–๐’Ž, ๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’‡ ๐’‚ ๐’”๐’๐’‡๐’• ๐’”๐’‘๐’๐’• ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’†—๐’๐’“ ๐’”๐’ ๐‘ฐ'๐’—๐’† ๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’…—๐’˜๐’† ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’… ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’„๐’“๐’Š๐’‘๐’• ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’”๐’†๐’„๐’๐’๐’… ๐’‘๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’† ๐’Š๐’• ๐’…๐’†๐’”๐’„๐’“๐’Š๐’ƒ๐’†๐’… ‘๐’”๐’‘๐’‚๐’๐’…๐’†๐’™ ๐’ƒ๐’๐’๐’•๐’” ๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’‰ ๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’“๐’ˆ๐’๐’š๐’๐’†๐’” ๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’‚๐’‘๐’‘๐’†๐’… ๐’๐’.’ ๐‘พ๐’† ๐’”๐’‚๐’Š๐’… ‘๐‘ป๐’‰๐’‚๐’•'๐’” ๐’Š๐’•, ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’๐’Œ ๐’š๐’๐’–, ๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’†.' ๐‘ฐ ๐’‚๐’Ž ๐’๐’๐’• ๐’š๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’•๐’–๐’“๐’ƒ๐’ ๐’๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“ !"

๐Ÿ”น But the biggest bonus of all is the aesthetic quantum leap forward that ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ค ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ค๐ž๐ญ ๐Œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ represents. Judging by ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ history, you might think a track like "๐‘†๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐พ" is about drugs, or ketamine in particular. But ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ tried it only once, a decade ago, and is merely using the allusion— against a stark backdrop of strummed acoustics, "๐˜ฃ๐˜ข-๐˜ฅ๐˜ข ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข-๐˜ฅ๐˜ข"-fluffed verses and a clanging, sugar-coated climax of a chorus—to illustrate the giddy floating/falling experience of true love.

๐Ÿ”น Did someone say "true love" ? ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ starts to squirm in his seat. "๐‘น๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’• ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’‡๐’๐’“๐’† ๐‘ช๐’‰๐’“๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’Ž๐’‚๐’”, ๐‘ฐ ๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰ ๐’‚ ๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š ๐’๐’‚๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐’ƒ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’Œ๐’–๐’‘, ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’”๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’†๐’•๐’•๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’Š๐’•," he sighs, while his eyes follow a stiletto-heeled minx as she clickety-clacks to a seat at the bar. "๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’‡๐’Š๐’๐’†. ๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’๐’ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’“๐’Š๐’”๐’† ๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’‚๐’Š๐’."

๐Ÿ”น "๐‘ฐ๐’ ๐’‡๐’‚๐’„๐’•," the artist suddenly decides, getting a spunky second wind, "๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐’”๐’•๐’“๐’๐’๐’ˆ๐’†๐’“ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’ ๐‘ฐ'๐’—๐’† ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“ ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’†๐’. ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’๐’๐’˜, ๐’Š๐’•'๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’ ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’Œ๐’‚๐’“๐’Ž๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’Ž๐’†—๐’Š๐’• ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’๐’๐’š ๐’Š๐’”. ๐’€๐’๐’– ๐’„๐’‚๐’'๐’• ๐’–๐’‘๐’”๐’†๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Œ๐’‚๐’“๐’Ž๐’Š๐’„ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’๐’‚๐’๐’„๐’†, ๐’๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“๐’˜๐’Š๐’”๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’” ๐’”๐’•๐’‚๐’“๐’• ๐’•๐’ ๐’ˆ๐’ ๐’‰๐’‚๐’š๐’˜๐’Š๐’“๐’†. ๐‘จ๐’๐’… ๐’Š๐’•'๐’” ๐’‚ ๐’‘๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’๐’”๐’๐’‘๐’‰๐’š ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’˜๐’† ๐’‚๐’‘๐’‘๐’๐’š ๐’•๐’ ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š๐’…๐’‚๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’—๐’†๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’‚๐’•๐’•๐’Š๐’•๐’–๐’…๐’†๐’” ๐’‚๐’” ๐’Ž๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’„๐’Š๐’‚๐’๐’” ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‚๐’“๐’•๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’”. ๐‘บ๐’ ๐’š๐’๐’–" ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’‚๐’ˆ๐’ˆ๐’๐’†๐’” ๐’‚๐’ ๐’‚๐’…๐’Ž๐’๐’๐’Š๐’”๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’‡๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’†๐’“ ๐’‚๐’• "๐’•๐’๐’–๐’“ ๐’ˆ๐’–๐’Š๐’…๐’†" ๐‘ฏ๐’†๐’˜๐’Š๐’•๐’• "๐’…๐’Š๐’… ๐’–๐’‘๐’”๐’†๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’Œ๐’‚๐’“๐’Ž๐’Š๐’„ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’๐’‚๐’๐’„๐’† ๐’‚ ๐’๐’Š๐’•๐’•๐’๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’Š๐’• ๐’๐’‚๐’”๐’• ๐’๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•."

๐Ÿ”น And what about ๐๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ 's wicked snubbing of that wanna-be cool cat ? Like ๐‡๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ's faux pas, it wasn't exactly middle-path-seeking material. "๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’• ๐’๐’†๐’•'๐’” ๐’‡๐’‚๐’„๐’† ๐’Š๐’•," ๐Œ๐จ๐ฅ๐ค๐จ concludes, eyes all a-glitter again. "๐‘ป๐’‰๐’†๐’š ๐’…๐’ ๐’Ž๐’‚๐’Œ๐’† ๐’‡๐’๐’“ ๐’’๐’–๐’Š๐’•๐’† ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’–๐’”๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’”๐’•๐’๐’“๐’Š๐’†๐’” !"
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